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collegehumor:

Impeccable Garfield Costume for Torso
Today, I LOVE Mondays.

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

I know this is going to be hard for dynamic and interesting extroverts to believe, but some people are happy being introverts. Shy people don’t stay in on a Friday night because they’re broken, they stay in because they get more enjoyment out of reading at home than they do out of going to a sweaty bar or crowded party or loud concert or violent, I don’t know, quinceanera. Quiet people avoid talking in large crowds not because they don’t know how to talk, but because they prefer listening. Shy and awkward people are not looking for you to save them because they don’t need to be saved. Why do we throw around the phrase “She really helped him break out of his shell” as if that’s a good thing? If a turtle breaks out of his shell, he will die.
Daniel O’Brien (via cracked)

If people would just read this, everyone would understand me a lot better

textsfrombennett:

Dude remakes a Kanye West beat with nothing but hair-products then fast-raps over it! Whoa!

mydrunkkitchen:

Gas station dinners leave much to be desired. #illjusthaveawater #helloharto

mydrunkkitchen:

Gas station dinners leave much to be desired. #illjusthaveawater #helloharto

cracked:

Before there was Daft Punk there was Jean-Jacques Perrey. #CrackedClassic

(For advanced mind-blowing, listen to the Futurama theme song, then Pierre Henry’s “Psyche Rock” from 1967)

6 Songs That Were Decades Ahead of ‘Groundbreaking’ Music

collegehumor:

Girl Wearing American Flag Paint Lives Up to Expectations
‘Murrica. No apologies. No restraint.

Murrica

collegehumor:

Girl Wearing American Flag Paint Lives Up to Expectations

‘Murrica. No apologies. No restraint.

Murrica

collegehumor:

What You’re Saying With Your Underwear [Click for more]

Men & Women United!

kweenofthenight:

Who wore it better?


Robin Williams rocked this way harder

kweenofthenight:

Who wore it better?

Robin Williams rocked this way harder

collegehumor:

The Best New Years Resolution So Far
Dream is alive and well in this one.

collegehumor:

The Best New Years Resolution So Far

Dream is alive and well in this one.